The United States of Corozal-PR- is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.58 billion Corozal-PR-ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Corozal-PR-ian economy, worth 541 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 151,338 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corozal-PR-'s national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Corozal-PR- is ranked 276,759^th in the world and 569^th in Aerospace for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.28 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.