The Beaucolist Republic of Corbainia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord President Corvinus with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 15.49 billion Corbainians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Babylon. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Corbainian economy, worth a remarkable 3,773 trillion UTBR Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 243,622 UTBR Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, and kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Corbainia's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Cult of Behemecoatyl.

Corbainia is ranked 4,223^rd in the world and 175^th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 12,586.29 on the Gilded Widget Scale.