The Queendom of CoquetteBlog is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.322 billion Coquettes are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a farm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The strong CoquetteBlogian economy, worth 78.1 trillion lana del rey vinyls a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Average income is 59,090 lana del rey vinyls, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Every week is blindness awareness week, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. CoquetteBlog's national animal is the milkmaid top, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CoquetteBlog is ranked 197,806^th in the world and 2,507^th in the West Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 6.94 flags saluted per person per day.