Population | 5.683 billion |
Currency | credit |
Animal | dogoo |
The Matriarchy of Compa is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.683 billion Compans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 40.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Compan economy, worth 581 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,249 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
New pests have been imported into Compa, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, and burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Compa's national animal is the dogoo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Compa is ranked 266,453rd in the world and 42nd in Geimugyoukai for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -8.94 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Compa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Compa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes and Largest Black Market.
- : Compa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Compa, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside.
- : Following new legislation in Compa, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
- : Following new legislation in Compa, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands.
- : Following new legislation in Compa, new pests have been imported into Compa.
- : Following new legislation in Compa, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom.
- : Following new legislation in Compa, elected officials who disagree with Leader have a lot of accidents.
- : Following new legislation in Compa, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.