The Empire of Communist-America is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 453 million Communist-Americans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The very strong Communist-American economy, worth 33.1 trillion US dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 73,101 US dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry and 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Communist-America's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Communist-America is ranked 114,239^th in the world and 4,482^nd in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 20.49 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.