The United Socialist Assemblies of Comeradia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Premier Jamot Gundledinger with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 7.79 billion Comeradians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thamigenia. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Comeradian economy, worth a remarkable 1,132 trillion Cogs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 145,334 Cogs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There are no more heroes any more, Premier Jamot Gundledinger's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves, home renovation projects take decades to complete, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comeradia's national animal is the Grug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Comeradia is ranked 264,767^th in the world and 4,573^rd in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -8 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.