The Empire of Colorlood is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.048 billion Colorloodians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 56.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Colorloodian economy, worth 70.1 trillion Coloods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 66,913 Coloods, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader has more friends than ever before, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, billions of Coloods are being poured into a space program, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colorlood's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Colorlood is ranked 53,267^th in the world and 31^st in A Taco Paradise for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 140.05 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.