The Wight of Coldhands is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, democratic population of 19.79 billion Coldhandsians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The enormous, moralistic, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Spirituality, and International Aid. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coldhands City. The average income tax rate is 53.1%.

The Coldhandsian economy, worth 542 trillion Blood Cells a year, is highly specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 27,404 Blood Cells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

A major religion has been named as Coldhands's national religion, Coldhands has designated Coldhands City as its capital city, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Coldhands in an international press conference. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coldhands's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Coldhands is ranked 237,273^rd in the world and 10,450^th in Lazarus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 14,588.38 Standard Monetary Units.