The Kingdom of Colabergs is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Ian Melnish with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.166 billion Colabergsians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Welfare, Education, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colaton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Colabergsian economy, worth 817 trillion Coal Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 73,184 Coal Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 362,671 per year while the poor average 8,374, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Dirt Dog, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and good looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Colabergs's national animal is the Dirt Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Colabergs is ranked 38,779^th in the world and 31^st in matheo for Largest Populations, with 11.2 billion capita.