The Republic of Coffeebergs is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 3.527 billion Coffeebergsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 34.2%.

The Coffeebergsian economy, worth 144 trillion lire a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 40,879 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coffeebergs's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Coffeebergs is ranked 53,395^th in the world and 2,677^th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.48 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.