The Democratic Republic of Cobrusstructorry is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.462 billion Cobrusstructorryians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 33.3%.

The all-consuming Cobrusstructorryian economy, worth 508 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,680 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, saying the word 'eggplant' is now a criminal offense, biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar, and claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cobrusstructorry's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cobrusstructorry is ranked 5,411^th in the world and 84^th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.