The Colony of Coalesce33 is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 2.442 billion Coalesce33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 9.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Coalesce33ian economy, worth 111 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,605 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Coalesce33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

Coalesce33 is ranked 99,779^th in the world and 1^st in Coalesce for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 85.73 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.