The Republic of Cm4 is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, devout population of 296 million Cm4ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 27.5%.

The Cm4ian economy, worth 14.6 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. Average income is 49,369 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians can be seen taking candy from babies, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Cm4 City. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cm4's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cm4 is ranked 121,042^nd in the world and 4,902^nd in Osiris for Safest, scoring 72.58 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.