The Republic of Clayville is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning squirrel population. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.012 billion Clayvilleans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The strong Clayvillean economy, worth 208 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 69,335 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Clayville's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Clayville is ranked 130,243^rd in the world and 4,327^th in Osiris for Most Armed, with 0.34 weapons per person.