The People's Republic of Citluk is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Hajriz Agović with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.031 billion Citlucanins are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citluk. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Citlukian economy, worth 441 trillion Dinars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,705 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Citluk's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Citluk is ranked 208,963^rd in the world and 6,865^th in Osiris for Nicest Citizens, with 8.98 average smiles per day.