The Republic of Cirogos is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Pana Mareta with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.555 billion Cirogians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Worinon. The average income tax rate is 62.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Cirogosian economy, worth 256 trillion werets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 46,122 werets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, Pana Mareta's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and humble workers tempt fate for a taste of airline caviar. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cirogos's national animal is the west African manatee, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Quaternitarianism.

Cirogos is ranked 173,490^th in the world and 5,963^rd in Osiris for Most Armed, with 0.3 weapons per person.