The Ice Faerie of Cirno is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Cirno with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete lack of public education. The hard-working, cynical population of 15.622 billion Cirnoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Social Policy are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cirnobog. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The powerhouse Cirnoan economy, worth 914 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 58,539 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 166,887 per year while the poor average 16,374, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

The news is showing footage of Cirno bullying an old man to the point of tears, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, being Cirno has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, and counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes. Crime is a problem. Cirno's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Math Class.

Cirno is ranked 227,031^st in the world and 11^th in The Appalachian Order for Highest Poor Incomes, with 16,374.24 Standard Monetary Units.