The Kingdom of Ciffeer is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.538 billion Ciffeerians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciffeer City. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ciffeerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,909 trillion Urhals a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 200,209 Urhals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", Ciffeer City has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Osiris, the blind lead the blind in social welfare, and many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ciffeer's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ciffeer is ranked 4,538^th in the world and 190^th in Osiris for Highest Poor Incomes, with 166,232.66 Standard Monetary Units.