The Republic of ChromeOS is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, devout population of 575 million ChromeOSians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 55.6%.

The thriving ChromeOSian economy, worth 42.8 trillion bronze nickels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,467 bronze nickels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Prison officers are bribed not to take bribes, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, an enormous health awareness programme is underway, and God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ChromeOS's national animal is the rockwarbler, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ChromeOS is ranked 218,724^th in the world and 1,778^th in Herta Space Station for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 27.54 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.