The Incorporated States of Chezok is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.65 billion Chezokians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The very strong Chezokian economy, worth 289 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 62,285 Shiny Green Things, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 207,308 per year while the poor average 13,944, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, Harry Potter books are banned, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Chezok's national animal is the Spider, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Chezok is ranked 254,528^th in the world and 1,327^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring zero on the Gilded Widget Scale.