Population | 6.716 billion |
Capital | Phaaze |
Leader | Lady Grey |
Faith | Violetism |
Currency | Elder Sign |
Animal | Star Child |
The Holy Kingdom of Chetailosida is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lady Grey with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.716 billion Chets love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phaaze. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Chetailosidan economy, worth a remarkable 1,000 trillion Elder Signs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 149,024 Elder Signs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, government expenses are beyond compare, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, and it is often said that only Lady Grey could bring down Dàguó. Crime is totally unknown. Chetailosida's national animal is the Star Child, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.
Chetailosida is ranked 8,046th in the world and 462nd in Lazarus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 135,102.62 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Chetailosida, it is often said that only Lady Grey could bring down Dàguó.
- : Following new legislation in Chetailosida, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home.
- : Following new legislation in Chetailosida, government expenses are beyond compare.
- : Following new legislation in Chetailosida, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
- : Following new legislation in Chetailosida, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
- : Chetailosida's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Following new legislation in Chetailosida, Chetailosidan police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
- : Following new legislation in Chetailosida, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
- : Following new legislation in Chetailosida, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
- : Following new legislation in Chetailosida, the media seems excessively interested in what Lady Grey is wearing this season.