The Dalian of Chemireland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Trudi Bone with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, enslaved workforce, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.461 billion Chemishs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Special admission region of Castleford. The average income tax rate is 54.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Chemirelandian economy, worth 290 trillion walias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 83,994 walias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The legalization of meat has skewered the sales of vegetarian substitutes, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain, it's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them, and a popular phrase is "eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we eat, drink and be merry some more". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chemireland's national animal is the chemish lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is islam.

Chemireland is ranked 72,210^th in the world and 4,020^th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,586.84 on the Gilded Widget Scale.