The Irish Commonwealth of Chellsea is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by PM Michael Higgins with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.381 billion Chelseans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dublin. The average income tax rate is 12.3%.

The strong Chellsean economy, worth 162 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 68,355 Pound Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

People make a career out of medical voyeurism, the government seizes all major gold finds, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation, and PM Michael Higgins is the self-declared God of all Chellsea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Chellsea's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

Chellsea is ranked 240,243^rd in the world and 42^nd in Intercontinental for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.