The Free Land of Cheemsrael is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cheems Karbovski with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, digital currency, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.062 billion Cheemsraelis enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Balltze City. The average income tax rate is 21.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cheemsraelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,547 trillion dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 255,287 dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

A degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. Crime is totally unknown. Cheemsrael's national animal is the cheems, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bonkism.

Cheemsrael is ranked 89,749^th in the world and 2,904^th in Osiris for Most Armed, with 0.51 weapons per person.