The Republic of Chazwuzzers is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 42.538 billion Chazwuzzersians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The strong Chazwuzzersian economy, worth a remarkable 2,255 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 53,029 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Chazwuzzers's national animal is the kangaroo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Chazwuzzers is ranked 186,840^th in the world and 8,715^th in Balder for Highest Poor Incomes, with 20,842.59 Standard Monetary Units.