The Matriarchy of ChaosWolf is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 8.287 billion ChaosWolfians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped ChaosWolfian economy, worth 281 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 33,924 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, the new intercity submarine SSN Wolf Warrior instills terror in claustrophobic travellers, and citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ChaosWolf's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ChaosWolf is ranked 43,065^th in the world and 2^nd in Elsewhere for Safest, scoring 104.74 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.