The Tribal Democratic Union of Champaign is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Johnny Silverhand with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 22.423 billion Tribesmen enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urbana. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Champaignian economy, worth a remarkable 4,614 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 205,814 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Champaign is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, and they who do not work shall not eat. Crime is totally unknown. Champaign's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is All Religions Accepted.

Champaign is ranked 12,032^nd in the world and 570^th in Osiris for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 9,028.53 on the Gilded Widget Scale.