The State of Cernzac is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.263 billion Cernzacians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The medium-sized, pro-business, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Welfare, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.1%.

The thriving Cernzacian economy, worth 489 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Furniture Restoration industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. Average income is 19,383 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 64,197 per year while the poor average 4,371, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the government is reining in public spending, voting is voluntary, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Cernzac's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cernzac is ranked 106,009^th in the world and 2^nd in Havana for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.