The Republic of Catonspo is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its burgeoning swan population. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.145 billion Catonspoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The thriving Catonspoan economy, worth 236 trillion deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 57,043 deniers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 201,915 per year while the poor average 11,635, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Catonspo's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Catonspo is ranked 81,310^th in the world and 2,726^th in Osiris for Most Armed, with 0.64 weapons per person.