The Federal Republic of Cascadiana is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.01 billion Cascadians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Queenstown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cascadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,108 trillion Denarii a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 110,718 Denarii, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 613,801 per year while the poor average 10,039, a ratio of 61.1 to 1.

Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cascadiana's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Abrahamic.

Cascadiana is ranked 6,348^th in the world and 89^th in the Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 103,300.14 Standard Monetary Units.