The Republic of Cartelombia is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 7.03 billion Cartelombians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 33.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Cartelombian economy, worth 158 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 22,571 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cartelombia's national animal is the dove.

Cartelombia is ranked 95,515^th in the world and 108^th in Eurth for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.