The Republic of Carrow is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.928 billion Carrowians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The thriving Carrowian economy, worth 136 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 46,475 pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 164,509 per year while the poor average 9,480, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Carrow's national animal is the parrot, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Carrow is ranked 204,549^th in the world and 6,686^th in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring -85.15 on the Scary Big Number Scale.