The Kingdom of Carjack is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Kolinsen with a fair hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.81 billion Carjackers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lisno. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cardish economy, worth 591 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 101,741 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime is totally unknown. Carjack's national animal is the Arctic seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Carjack is ranked 264,429^th in the world and 5^th in The Northern Commonwealth for Most Armed, with 0.17 weapons per person.