The Rogue Nation of Cardmania90092 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.042 billion Cardmania90092ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90092ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,208 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,987 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.
No cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, typing Leader's name into a search engine always gives zero matches, cars are banned, and heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90092's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Cardmania90092 is ranked 79,186th in the world and 47th in Lily for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 366.98 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
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Cardmania90092 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90092, heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90092, cars are banned.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90092, typing Leader's name into a search engine always gives zero matches.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90092, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor.
- : Cardmania90092 was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90092, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90092, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90092, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90092, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists.
