Population | 10.984 billion |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Giraffe |
The Holy Empire of Cardmania90091 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.984 billion Cardmania90091ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90091ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,956 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 178,109 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.
School lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, and ill and injured visitors in Cardmania90091 have to walk it off until they return home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90091's national animal is the Giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Cardmania90091 is ranked 269,095th in the world and 174th in Lily for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -9.49 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cardmania90091 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector and Highest Average Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Avoided.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90091, ill and injured visitors in Cardmania90091 have to walk it off until they return home.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90091, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90091, retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90091, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90091, war vets look after war animals.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90091, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90091, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90091, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Cardmania90091 City.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90091, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away.