The Jingoistic States of Cardmania90066 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.125 billion Cardmania90066ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90066ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,371 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 213,190 Shiny Green Things, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat, and corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90066's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cardmania90066 is ranked 36,644^th in the world and 21^st in Lily for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 800.06 on the Clooney Contribution Index.