The Oppressed Peoples of Cardmania900163 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 11.003 billion Cardmania900163ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 77.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania900163ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,198 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,770 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, and the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania900163's national animal is the Vulture, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cardmania900163 is ranked 169,685^th in the world and 98^th in Lily for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 62.14 on the Clooney Contribution Index.