The Disputed Territories of Cardmania900153 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.994 billion Cardmania900153ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 62.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania900153ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,478 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,445 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, you're only as old as you feel, foreign leaders are advising that Leader's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, and retail stores are known for creating their own oddly-similar holidays in the months preceding any major festivity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania900153's national animal is the Vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Cardmania900153 is ranked 12,703^rd in the world and 132^nd in Lily for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,815.19 on the Gilded Widget Scale.