The Commonwealth of Cardmania900141 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, aversion to nipples, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.937 billion Cardmania900141ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania900141ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,911 trillion Euros a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 174,779 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, and citizens must pay to enjoy Cardmania900141's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania900141's national animal is the Vulture, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cardmania900141 is ranked 9,007^th in the world and 102^nd in Lily for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 10,028.87 on the Gilded Widget Scale.