The Republic of Cardmania900110 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its closed borders, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.014 billion Cardmania900110ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania900110ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,398 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 217,725 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, and the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania900110's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Cardmania900110 is ranked 15,073^rd in the world and 141^st in Lily for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,204.84 on the Gilded Widget Scale.