The Empire of Cardmania900106 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 11.042 billion Cardmania900106ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 75.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania900106ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,390 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 216,502 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Cardmania900106ians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, sex changes are routinely performed at Cardmania900106's hospitals, and the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania900106's national animal is the Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cardmania900106 is ranked 207,930^th in the world and 136^th in Lily for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.