The Allied States of CardFarmer61216509 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.646 billion Card Farmers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colorful Card Farm. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer economy, worth a remarkable 2,752 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 236,345 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, half-naked men feature prominently in official military materials, and colonial subjects have Card Farmer culture shoved down their throats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CardFarmer61216509's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CardFarmer61216509 is ranked 166,385^th in the world and 7^th in CardoTerraFormation for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 76.12 on the Clooney Contribution Index.