The Principality of Card2067 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.684 billion Card2067ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.4%.

The powerhouse Card2067ian economy, worth 174 trillion Leemaos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 103,654 Leemaos, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, and military advisors frequently remind San Vitenzan farmers that they have to pull the pin on a grenade before throwing it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card2067's national animal is the Mejej, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Card2067 is ranked 191,893^rd in the world and 7,705^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 49.84 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.