The Queendom of Card2027 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.13 billion Card2027ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 44.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Card2027ian economy, worth 394 trillion Ksksks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,881 Ksksks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, divorce is illegal, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and nobody likes bad boys any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card2027's national animal is the Aoapao, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Card2027 is ranked 54,601^st in the world and 3,123^rd in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,600.86 on the Gilded Widget Scale.