The Republic of Capitalister is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning squirrel population. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.745 billion Capitalisterians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.6%.

The Capitalisterian economy, worth 79.0 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 45,298 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, the tenet of free speech is held dear, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capitalister's national animal is the squirrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Capitalister is ranked 136,015^th in the world and 1^st in Red for Safest, scoring 65.65 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.