The Allied States of Capahunda is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.031 billion Capahundans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Capahundan economy, worth 313 trillion lans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 77,838 lans, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, and you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capahunda's national animal is the condor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Capahunda is ranked 39,665^th in the world and 2,224^th in Balder for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,722.26 on the Gilded Widget Scale.