The Red Hipermascle ultrafi of Canafehe is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Canafehe with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.079 billion Canafeharns hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parnala. The average income tax rate is 38.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canafeharn economy, worth 451 trillion gold aurs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 110,618 gold aurs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, and polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Canafehe's national animal is the pony cow brains, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is gimnàs.

Canafehe is ranked 11,912^th in the world and 33^rd in Hiperuranion for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.76 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.