The Grant of Campodania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Garibaldo Carolino with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.527 billion Danians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doriano. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.0%.

The very strong Danese economy, worth a remarkable 1,108 trillion livroes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 49,216 livroes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 150,347 per year while the poor average 12,487, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, Campodania has designated Doriano as its capital city, Garibaldo Carolino has just been declared ruler of Campodania in an international press conference, and Roman Catholicism has been named as Campodania's national religion. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Campodania's national animal is the Holstein cow and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Campodania is ranked 199,653^rd in the world and 77^th in Grant for Safest, scoring 45.06 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.