The Republic of Calodan is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 5.435 billion Calodanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 49.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Calodanian economy, worth 101 trillion florins a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 18,647 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calodan's national animal is the panther.

Calodan is ranked 110,731^st in the world and 3,761^st in Suspicious for Most Corrupt Governments, with 9.74 kickbacks per hour.