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Safest: 7,888thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,319thBest Weather: 19,391st
The Nerasian Protectorate of
Father Knows Best State
Unity Make Us Stronger
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Caliguri

Population4.571 billion

CapitalCaliguri
LeaderLord Protector Dimitri Mitras

CurrencyNares
AnimalImperial Snow Eagle

The Nerasian Protectorate of Caliguri is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Protector Dimitri Mitras with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.571 billion Caligurians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caliguri. The average income tax rate is 54.2%.

The very strong Caligurian economy, worth 392 trillion Nareses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,896 Nareses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Heartwarming sentiments are even hotter now, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, and the nation's youth voluntarily goes to bed early out of sheer tiredness from their working days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caliguri's national animal is the Imperial Snow Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Caliguri is ranked 284,887th in the world and 2nd in Imperial Continent for Most Armed, with 0.14 weapons per person.

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Safest: 7,888thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,319thTop
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Best Weather: 19,391stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,859thLowest Crime Rates: 23,742ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,601stLongest Average Lifespans: 27,012thHealthiest Citizens: 27,975th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Caliguri, the nation's youth voluntarily goes to bed early out of sheer tiredness from their working days.
  • : Following new legislation in Caliguri, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.
  • : Following new legislation in Caliguri, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Caliguri, heartwarming sentiments are even hotter now.
  • : Following new legislation in Caliguri, Lord Protector Dimitri Mitras steals from the rich and gives to the needy.
  • : Caliguri's influence in Imperial Continent rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Following new legislation in Caliguri, Lord Protector Dimitri Mitras spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders.
  • : Following new legislation in Caliguri, the Caliguri Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
  • : Caliguri was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Caliguri, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.

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